Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Crazy cat ladies

Just watched a pet hoarding program on the animal channel. Don't know why, but I am fascinated by hoarders. Pet hoarders are the most odd. Most pet hoarders are women and most hoard cats. All lonely, lonely, and sad people.

How many cats does it take to become a crazy cat lady??? 2 Yea, that's 2 more cats than anyone should have.

One woman on this program actually had 95 cats in her home. The poor unsuspecting couple who moved in next door during the dead of winter, found out about the cats as spring set in and they tried to spend time outside. The cat smell was overpowering. Crazy cat lady thinks they should mind their own business and leave her alone.

I could almost smell the cats myself through the tv. I feel like I need to vacuum...

Why are they always cat lovers? I've never heard of a crazy fish lady, or crazy dog lady.

Cats...crazy, creepy.

UNL has lots of feral cats that hang out on campus. Most hang out in front of the college of business. The crazy cat ladies feed them, with permission from the university. They are all ladies, all odd, single (I'm sure) and CRAZY. The university had them all rounded up and spayed and neutered. ( the cats, not the crazy cat ladies...) But everyone knows that other cats have joined the free food and crazy lady attention. They breed, multiply, they kill song birds on campus. They scare people walking on campus as they dart out from the bushes. They're just creepy. But the crazy cat ladies keep them happy.


Personally I think the world would be a better place if it were cat less!