Headline in todays local paper..."Woman bites police officer"
A police officer noticed an SUV illegaly towing an old Monte Carlo last night,(early this am actually). The Suv had no plates and the Monte Carlo had no lights. The driver of the SUV was drunk and was driving on a 15 yr suspended liscense. He also had his sleeping 5 yr old daughter on the seat next to him, no seat belt of course. Mom was in the Monte Carlo. After the officer arrested dad, he told mom she would be sited as well for child neglect for allowing her daughter to ride with a drunk driver and no seat belt. Mom evidently did not like her quality of motherhood called into question. So to prove herself a stering example of motherhood she bit the police officer on the arm...drawing blood. Guess who's going to jail???? That'll make a great memory in a few years..."Hey mom, remember that night you woke me up at 2am, put me in the car and we went for a drive...." Fun times....
